even the top barks

@emocicles

I love how this one law4kids panel has suddenly had a resurgence two decades later because off memes about how even the top barks/wears the collar/gets pregnant.

Why is this policeman in charge of what happens to the top? No one knows.

best photo to come out of this election

@rhyperographer Yeah those are indeed the candidates. Count Binface stands in opposition in whichever constituency is the incumbent Prime Minister's. The guy next to him is the Monster Raving Loony Party, who do something similar but don't limit themselves to the PM.

Believe it or not, this is actually a great and noble tradition of UK politics, and I invite everyone to look up Count Binface's manifesto.

Here it is:

BINFACE MANIFESTO 2024

BLOODY LOYAL TO WHEREVER I’M STANDING FOR ELECTION

1 all Water bosses to take a dip in british rivers, to see how they like it

2 national service to be introduced for all former prime ministers

3 wifi on trains that works

4 trains that work

5 the reintroduction of ceefax

6 children in need to finally get round to fixing pudsey’s eye

7 traffic on northallerton high street to be fixed by a new space bridge, bypassing both level crossings

8 european countries to be invited to join the uk, creating a new ‘union of europe’, if you will

9 wallace and gromit to be knighted, for services to wensleydale

10 I pledge to build at least one affordable house

11 croissants to be price-capped at £1.10, and 99 flakes to cost 99p

12 national yorkshire pudding day to be a bank holiday (except for banks)

13 loud snacks to be banned from cinemas and theatres

14 pensions to be double-locked, but with a little extra chain on the side

15 claudia winkleman’s fringe to be grade 1-listed

16 new series of gladiators to feature ’90s gladiators against age-appropriate contenders

17 minsters’ pay to be tied to that of nurses for the next 100 years

18 shops that play christmas music before december to be closed down and turned into public libraries

19 to combat the uk’s increasingly wet climate, all british citizens to be offered stilts

20 a ban on speakerphones on public transport. offenders to be forced to live with matt hancock for a year

21 the mini golf course at richmond swimming pool to host the open championship

22 mps to live in the area they wish to serve for 4 years before election, to improve local representation

23 the hand dryer in the gents’ urinals at the crown & treaty, uxbridge to be moved to a more sensible position.

24 count binface to represent the uk at eurovision

THERE ARE NO TORIES LEFT IN WALES

First past the post is the most busted voting system going.

The SNP have been supportive of a proportional representation voting system even when First Past the Post benefitted them.

Because with FPTP you just get massive swings like this when the ruling government becomes fatigued and everyone gets sick of them.

And you rinse and repeat that cycle forever.

really fucking concerning how many votes the racism reform party are getting even if that's not translating to seats

"No more royal parasites"

Spotted in Oxford, UK

hilarious

best photo to come out of this election

Man, people are way weaker than they used to be.

For instance, today if a Japanese male is hit by a truck, he dies and is kicked straight to another world to reincarnate.

Back in the 80s and 90s, he would have either stayed in his own world as a ghost before coming back to life as a Spirit Detective, or just gotten back up, picked up that car, and sent it to the next dimension!

So pathetic.

how we feeling fellow minorities & trans people

painted this sober:

painted this on acid, and cried while doing it:

GEORFF

POWERFUL SPIRIT: GEORFF

fuck you bethesda

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YES!!!!!